Training for Every BODY
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Free Intro Call
Set up a time to talk to your fav new feral coach about your fitness goals, your favorite books, and which program would be best for you.
No pushing a certain program, no pressure to sign up, just a casual discussion. Cozy up in front of a computer with your beverage of choice and let’s yap.
DIY PROGRAM
MOST POPULAR
$99/month
Our signature strength program is designed to make you functionally strong in your own preferred workout space.
Delivered through my favorite app, this Strong AF program will have you lifting 3x a week, with additional days of optional mobility and cardio to build your muscles, your bone density, and your overall ability to create chaos.
DIY PERSONALIZED
$200/month
Have a specific goal you’re working toward, or just want a little more main character energy in your program? That’s where DIY comes in.
First, we yap. Then, I write you a personalized workout plan you can do from your preferred workout space. Finally, we rule the world as a team.
Virtual Training
$100/session
Is your vibe more ‘I won’t do this unless I have someone yapping to me about books in real time while I squat’?
No shade - I love it.
Let me write you a personalized program and deliver it in real time while I stare at your form over zoom like my dog staring at me when she thinks I harbor treats.
In Person Training
WAITLISTED
$100/session
Is your vibe more ‘I won’t do this unless I have someone yapping to me about books in real time while I squat’ AND you live in Brooklyn/Manhattan?
Heck yes.
Let me write you a personalized program and deliver it in real time WHILST STANDING OVER YOU! How exciting.
**A travel fee will apply if I’m coming to you
Run Coaching
$200/month
It’s personalized. It’s DIY (unless you live nearby and want to go for runs together.) And it’s RUNNING!
Have a run goal you want to knock out? Let me write you a plan to get you there. Light strength training will also be included because I cannot have you getting injured on my watch I shan’t let it happen.
WHAT MY CLIENTS ARE SAYING
“I’ve belonged to a lot of gyms and have had my share of trainers, but Meg is the first one I feel comfortable with to work out in shorts (hi, body dysmorphia). Not only is Meg a badass trainer that knows her stuff, but also she has been an incredible resource for intuitive eating, body image, and social (in)justice. Unlike other gym classes or workouts with trainers, her workouts are customized and challenging, and I don’t feel pressured to always do the hardest option with the heaviest weights.
Also, I rate her playlists at 13/10 and dancing skills at 12/10 (+1 for prancing).”